Fish Why

The piranhas were especially hungry that day, Louie would soon discover in the most tragic moment of his life.

Perk Up

Vertical stripes made her look especially perky, mused Dean, with a familiar stir in his manhood.

Fashion Hell

Because it's not dramatic enough to already get the shit pummeled out of you for lunch money every afternoon, it's Mother's duty to make sure "sissy" gets thrown in there a few times, too. Luckily, blood stains come out pretty easily, too.